It's Frickin' Freezing!

I feel like I'm in popsicle land...

It's 49 degrees outside and raining steadily. That's deep winter for Phoenix and I'm frozen through. I know, I'm a wuss.

To make myself feel a little better, I checked out the temps where some of my homies are.

Key West is 79. That didn't make me feel warmer at all.

Salt Lake is 27. Now we're talking! I'm getting warmer already.

Prescott is 34. Brrrr. That makes 49 seem a little easier to take.

Milwaukee is 45. 45?!?! It's only 4 degrees colder in the homeland than it is here in the desert?

That just ain't right.

I think I need a new warm-up strategy. Hmmm, schnapps and cocoa by the fireplace sounds like the best plan.

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