What Was He Thinking?

Sugar Daddy asked me today if I wanted to go get our hair done on Saturday.

I just looked at him, stunned with the deer in headlights look.

"Saturday is Harry Potter day!" I finally stuttered out.

He was all like, "So?" Then he tried to tell me that I could bring my book and read it while we're there.

Yeah, right. I know those people. They'll want me to talk to them, they'll give me crap for being a bookworm and my anti-social behavior and they'll mock me when I start crying from the book (which I know I will).

We haven't resolved it though I'm pushing for Sunday or Saturday night so I'll be done reading.

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