I've discovered a way to double my money. It's so easy peasy, I can't lose. Which I'm pretty excited about because I keep looking at my 401K and think it's never going to be enough to keep me in the lifestyle I would like to be accustomed to.
Here's how it works.
I start with a pocket full of singles. Then, I make bets with Crime Dog, dollar against dollar. Sometimes, he picks the bet, sometimes I do.
For example, if were bowling, CD would bet that Goat would pick up his spare. I would take the action. There is always an option to decline for bets like Dave Seaholm would pick up his spare. He's a bowling machine, that would be foolish money.
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| You gotta start investing with something, a buck is good of an amount as any. |
After a short while, I would have two pockets full of singles. So many that I miss making some bets because I can't sort out a dollar fast enough.
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| Winning! |
There's only one, slight flaw to my plan. CD needs to be good for his IOUs.
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| There were more bills off to the right, for the official record. |
Oh, and maybe one more flaw. CD needs to have saved enough to keep me in the style to which I would like to be accustomed to.
Man, I hope he wins the lottery.
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