Time for a Reality Check?

I was doing my last minute Christmas shopping and stopped in at Jo Ann Etc. One of the clerks was wearing elf ears.

Now, most people would think, "Oh, she's wearing elf ears."

Not me.

I thought, "Oh, she's an elf."

I went back to browsing until the Little Man that lives in the back of my head spoke up.

"Are you smoking crack? There are no such things as elves!"

I guess the Little Man had a point there. Perhaps I need to spend some time reading non-fiction and avoid rewatching any Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter movies in the near future.

Sometimes, my grip on reality seems tenuous, even to me.

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