How To Annoy Your Cat in 6 Steps

  1. Get up early.
  2. Leave the house early for work.
  3. Come home late from work.
  4. Talk to someone on the phone for 90 minutes and start doing so as you're walking in the door.
  5. Upon disconnecting from the phone, immediately get on the computer.
  6. Stay on the computer while sitting on the dining room table for an hour.

Result: your cat will try to eat the computer by chewing on its corners, swat at your legs from a nearby chair at the table, pull your laptop screen down and eventually move to his/her kitty condo and sulk.

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