Once Again, I Live To Be An Example To Others
Here's something you should not do.
Put a 24 ounce plastic bottle of Diet Pepsi in the freezer to chill it faster.
Forget about the bottle overnight.
Put it in your fridge in the morning to melt it.
Knock it out of the fridge that night while reaching for something else.
Because, here's what happens.
The bottle will plummet to the floor and explode upon contact with your kitchen tile.
It will spew Diet Pepsi all over your countertop, shirt (how can it even get that high up?), fridge, cupboards, legs and feet, and end up putting masses of liquid and ice chips of soda all over your floor.
I guess I really have to mop my floor now.
Maybe tomorrow...
Put a 24 ounce plastic bottle of Diet Pepsi in the freezer to chill it faster.
Forget about the bottle overnight.
Put it in your fridge in the morning to melt it.
Knock it out of the fridge that night while reaching for something else.
Because, here's what happens.
The bottle will plummet to the floor and explode upon contact with your kitchen tile.
It will spew Diet Pepsi all over your countertop, shirt (how can it even get that high up?), fridge, cupboards, legs and feet, and end up putting masses of liquid and ice chips of soda all over your floor.
I guess I really have to mop my floor now.
Maybe tomorrow...
