Bob, Give Up!

So, some dude named Bob keeps sending me "helpful" emails. In the past week alone I've gotten:

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Get Great Travel Benefits From AARP for less that $2/Month
Bankruptcy isn't the answer, we could fix your debt problems
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Are you over 50 and looking for someone?
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Take that vacation you've been dreaming about with 2 Free American Airlines Tickets!Saturday, July 4, 2009 10:13 AM
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You have a Secret Crush!

OK, the Secret Crush one might be interesting but other than that, I'll pass on all of these offers.

Man, I hate spammers.

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