It Nearly Kills Me...
As much as it pains me to admit it, I owe The Rocket Scientist an apology.
Way back in the day (so far back that he may not even remember), he told me a story about his cat Dixie. She was on top of the bed and started hacking something up so he kicked her on to the floor.
I told him he was a terrible, mean person for doing that to his cat.
His response to my reprimand was to say it was better she hit the floor than he has to clean the blanket. I still thought it was mean.
Sooooo, this morning I was lying half awake and could feel George by my feet. She started coughing and the cough sounded like something was coming up.
What did I do?
I pushed (albeit with my foot so that could count as a kick but I just can’t say I kicked my baby) her on to the floor and told her, “Don’t throw up on my comforter”.
So, sorry, TRS. I guess you aren’t that mean. Or, I’m just as mean as you so I have no room to criticize.
BTW, she never actually threw up even after another extended coughing jag.
Way back in the day (so far back that he may not even remember), he told me a story about his cat Dixie. She was on top of the bed and started hacking something up so he kicked her on to the floor.
I told him he was a terrible, mean person for doing that to his cat.
His response to my reprimand was to say it was better she hit the floor than he has to clean the blanket. I still thought it was mean.
Sooooo, this morning I was lying half awake and could feel George by my feet. She started coughing and the cough sounded like something was coming up.
What did I do?
I pushed (albeit with my foot so that could count as a kick but I just can’t say I kicked my baby) her on to the floor and told her, “Don’t throw up on my comforter”.
So, sorry, TRS. I guess you aren’t that mean. Or, I’m just as mean as you so I have no room to criticize.
BTW, she never actually threw up even after another extended coughing jag.
