10 Best Caddy Replies

I got these from my friend Lorean. They remind me a lot of my golf game...

# 10 Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

# 9 Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

# 8 Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

# 7 Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy"Eventually."

# 6 Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

# 5 Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

# 4 Golfer "How do you like my game?" Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

# 3 Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

# 2 Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

# 1 Best Caddy Comment Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

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