Oh, Vegas, how could you be so unkind?
Worst. Blackjack. Weekend. Ever.
I actually don't want to add up my losses because I'll probably cry. It ultimately boiled down to a few truisms:
I needed 21 to win.
A 20 gave me a push.
Anything below 20 was a loss.
Of course, being stubborn cost me even more. I just couldn't believe it could on for so long. But, it did. All three days I played were painfully bad. I should have stopped after day one but, dammit, I go to Vegas to gamble.
In retrospect, it wasn't so much gambling as paying for really expensive drinks. I tried to minimize my dollars lost to drink ratio at Excalibur and the cocktail waitress obliged. She stopped asking me if I wanted another drink and just brought me a Rum and Coke each time she came by. That was nice. I think they were still $30 drinks, though.
Oh, Vegas did give me something back. A raging head cold.
Which explains why I'm posting this at 4:25 AM. If I lay down, I just start coughing and draining (ugh) so I'm waiting for a possibly ill-advised dose of Nyquil to kick in that I took at 4. Just a few more hours of uninterrupted sleep is all I ask.
Oh, and a small lottery win to get back the money I lost this weekend. That would be nice, too.
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