Statement Of The Obvious

I had crack for lunch today. Which everyone should know is Panda Express Orange Chicken. Man, that stuff is good and when you have a craving for it, there's no satisfying it except to get that completely unhealthy but yummy food.

Here was my fortune cookie:  A LONG TIME ADMIRER THINKS HIGHLY OF YOU.

Well, that was insightful. I mean, I worry that my long time admirers don't think well of me. Well, wait, no, I don't worry about that. They're admirers, of course they think highly of me.

Update: THINKS, not THINGS. Doh!

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